Let it go
Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype)

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via kushandwizdom)

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Other people are not medicine.It took me 9 years to figure that out (via bl-ossomed)

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